I’m in my house alone and haven’t been looking at any women or porno. I burned my hands while playing the electric jug(I’m in a bluegrass band) and can’t masterbate.
You need to go to the ER. It is not going to be pleasant, but you can have serious problems if you do not get this taken care of. Once they check you in, basically what will happen is a doctor will make a small incision in the skin of the penis and drain the blood so that the erection goes down. I know it sounds awful, but your other alternative is waiting until your bladder basically bursts because you can’t pee when you’re "up." References :
Do you have a dog and a jar of peanut-butter?
Insert your erection in the jar of peanut-butter and stir.
And then call old Fido to lick it off. My friends stoner brother use to do this back in highschool he use to swear by it.
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May 31st, 2010 at 9:08 am
um go see a doc. that or put it on ice!
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May 31st, 2010 at 9:51 am
That’s called priapism and is a side effect of some medications. Not sure what else would cause it. You should see your doctor.
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May 31st, 2010 at 10:28 am
GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!
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May 31st, 2010 at 11:10 am
Go to http://www.jackinworld.com they should be able to help you find something to do with your erection that won’t involve your hands!
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May 31st, 2010 at 11:42 am
Try to pee. That might make it go down.
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May 31st, 2010 at 11:47 am
hump something…
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May 31st, 2010 at 11:56 am
Take off the viagra patch, go to bed.
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May 31st, 2010 at 12:39 pm
you should go to the emergency room,
you can do damage to your penis with sustained erection,
if that suggestion is not enough let me tell you it will require surgery if it continues much longer
this condition occurs sometimes with people who are taking certain antidepressants
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May 31st, 2010 at 12:48 pm
go to the doctor!
might be something wrong with the circulation to your penis
the doc might have to drain it (sounds horrible i know)
but it’s the only way not to have permanent damage
get to the hospital now
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May 31st, 2010 at 1:31 pm
You are otherwise healthy.Get well soon.
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May 31st, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Make a V of your pillow and ease yourself, or else take a cold bath and see your doctor.
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May 31st, 2010 at 1:52 pm
You need to go to the ER. It is not going to be pleasant, but you can have serious problems if you do not get this taken care of. Once they check you in, basically what will happen is a doctor will make a small incision in the skin of the penis and drain the blood so that the erection goes down. I know it sounds awful, but your other alternative is waiting until your bladder basically bursts because you can’t pee when you’re "up."
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May 31st, 2010 at 2:31 pm
enjoy it and use it,lol
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May 31st, 2010 at 2:37 pm
ok,i would just get real aroused and just kinda rub the top of ur penis, just keep rubbin like with ur palm and see if that helps
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May 31st, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Do you have a dog and a jar of peanut-butter?
Insert your erection in the jar of peanut-butter and stir.
And then call old Fido to lick it off. My friends stoner brother use to do this back in highschool he use to swear by it.
Good luck.
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May 31st, 2010 at 3:13 pm
ask someone to help you loh.
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May 31st, 2010 at 3:50 pm
ask your next door neighbor to come help you out!
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May 31st, 2010 at 4:25 pm
don’t call a doctor, call some girls
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